"Man is incomplete, until he is married. Then he is finished."

xenomorphies:

ashleebae:

unf this is so so naughty

WHAT IS THIS?!

I don’t think I’ve ever explained my love of Mark Ruffalo to you guys but well, yes, wow, fuck, okay.

(Źródło: onlylivingwitness)

(Źródło: airows, via furrora)

How To Date:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

(via sexual-feelings)